What compensation and benefits do the actors who portray Donald Trump’s wife and child receive, according to their lifetime contracts?a. None. The honor is theirs alone to have Mr. Trump’s magnificence bestowed onto their unworthy shoulders by simply allowing them into his company.
b. Each actor receives five hundred thousand dollars per year for the first six years, a million per thereafter. (The kid has an escape clause at the end of the third year, but Mr. Trump can nullify said clause if a replacement of suitable resemblance cannot be found.)
c. Vacation: Four weeks time off per annum, wherein they are free to do whatever they want without being around Mr. Trump, so long as no other human being sees them. Notice must be given eight weeks in advance for approval.
d. Dental (excluding oral and maxillofacial surgery), Medical (non-emergency, prescription benefit extra), 403(b), and a fifty dollar slot card for the Taj.
Answer: None of the above. Donald Trump is happily married to former model and socialite Melania Knauss, and together they mated through normal, sexual means to produce an adorable, human infant son that they mutually agreed to name Barron William Trump, who will co-star with his father in next year’s edition of the smash-hit television show, The Apprentice: Cancun City Nights.
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