Here is everything I know about the guy that owns this pick-up truck.1. He doesn't know very much about Islam.
2. He knows an amateur graphic designer.
3. He doesn't mind bumming everyone out.
4. He gets the best parking at Safeway.
5. He is super proud of the American south (despite their woeful win-loss percentage).
6. He's Ford tough. (And by that I mean he doesn't mind associating the struggling car manufacturer with the worst tragedy ever.)
7. He's kind of hung up on September 11.
8. When he bought the truck, he went all out and got the optional tow package!
9. In traffic, other drivers constantly flip him off for reasons he can't quite figure.
10. His life, to this point, has not worked out as well as he had hoped for. But he's pretty sure he knows who's responsible for those unfulfilled dreams.
11. He looooves Widespread Panic.
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Give it up to the Virginia Dept. of Transportation, though, for deciphering the license plate (the CV stands for 'Confederate Veteran', the numbers are apparently some bullshit, too) amidst all of the other distracting bullshit imagery...I would've never noticed.
Plus, dude is parked in a handicapped spot?!?
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