Now that we have elected a radical militant Christian Muslim racist socialist communist empty-suited foreign terrorist for president, I started wondering what types of things President-elect Obama might do in his first couple days of office.
Here's what I came up with:
Day 1
Kill all of the white babies
Day 2
Re-enact slavery (of white people; you too, Biden)
Day 3
Force the slaves into gay marriages
Day 4
Take all of the slaves' money and spread it around to the non-slaves
Day 5
Dig up the bodies of all dead white people (except his relatives, that would be offensive)
Day 6
Eat tons of asparagus and pee on the dead white peoples' bones and brain dust
Day 7
Raise taxes
2 comments:
whew! looks like i'm safe this time around.
Au contraire, no one is safe from the evils of socialism. There's always a crazy socialist communist terrorist lurking right around the corner. Sleep with one eye open or else they will take all of your money!
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