The Obama Doctrine

Now that we have elected a radical militant Christian Muslim racist socialist communist empty-suited foreign terrorist for president, I started wondering what types of things President-elect Obama might do in his first couple days of office.

Here's what I came up with:

Day 1
Kill all of the white babies

Day 2
Re-enact slavery (of white people; you too, Biden)

Day 3
Force the slaves into gay marriages

Day 4
Take all of the slaves' money and spread it around to the non-slaves

Day 5
Dig up the bodies of all dead white people (except his relatives, that would be offensive)

Day 6
Eat tons of asparagus and pee on the dead white peoples' bones and brain dust

Day 7
Raise taxes